Thesaurus Puns
Run! Run! See the big’uns Spouting long words & puns There’s no fire to burn just Scalding sarcasm be thrust Cacophonous roaring at your head be spinning! Erudite epithets elude troglodytes!
Pipa fruit: loquat to the rest of us!
Quite tasty: fresh, fruity… notes of honey?
So flashes is a thing now.
Might do it more seriously than Meta!
Why did Black make that move?
Was that one of those “terrible I’m on a moving vehicle” moves!?
Retirees in Taiwan
‘cept one of us is a pretender! LOL
