Please, what are you doing to your coffee?
Dear Kellye Fox,
Please, what are you doing to your coffee?
Mushroom coffee, stevia, coffee mate creamer? Perhaps you shouldn’t be writing about coffee…!
https://parade.com/food/middle-eastern-cardamom-coffee
Oh, wait: you work for Kraft Foods. I understand: product placement, but this article should be called: Top Ways to Adulterate Your Coffee.
Perhaps if the coffee is a standard mid-dark roast of unexceptional beans, roasted the Kraft or Keurig way, adulteration is needed to make it palatable.
So here is my AI generated riposte:
Top Ways to Adulterate Your Coffee
Enhancing the simple pleasure of coffee with creative adulteration can be a delightful experiment. Here’s a playful take on how to amp up your caffeine game:
1. Spice It Up: Add a pinch of cinnamon, nutmeg, or cardamom to your coffee grounds before brewing. The warm, aromatic notes can transform your regular brew into a cozy treat.
2. Boost with Butter: Bulletproof coffee, made by adding butter and coconut oil, can provide a creamy texture and a boost of healthy fats that keep you satiated.
3. Sweetness Overload: Swap sugar with natural sweeteners like honey, maple syrup, or even a dollop of condensed milk for a richer, more decadent taste.
4. Zesty Citrus Twist: Add a bit of lemon or orange peel to your coffee. The citrus oils will give your brew a refreshing, tangy twist.
5. Nutty Delight: Stir in a spoonful of your favorite nut butter—peanut, almond, or hazelnut. This will give your coffee a creamy, nutty flavor that’s simply irresistible.
6. Spiked Joy: For those adults moments, a splash of whiskey, rum, or Baileys can turn your coffee into a
delightful pick-me-up.
7. Floral Infusion: Infuse your coffee with a hint of lavender or rose water. The floral essence adds an elegant touch to your morning routine.
8. Salted Caramel: Mix in some salted caramel syrup for a deliciously sweet and salty experience. It’s an indulgent way to start your day.
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8. Salted Caramel: Mix in some salted caramel syrup for a deliciously sweet and salty experience. It’s an indulgent way to start your day.
