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. What shouts mother’s day more than a refrigerator?
. What shouts mother’s day more than a refrigerator?
The word itself has at least three pronunciations: scone (as in ‘gone’), scone (as in ‘lone’), and scone (as in ‘school’). In the last one, it refers to the Stone of Scone or the town of Scone in Perthshire, and it shouldn’t be eaten. Ever. Unless of course you are Godzilla.
I’m so not ready for the 10K. I know I could do better but this cold weather is making me really uncomfortable. The weird thing is once I start exercising it’s fine. It’s just getting started is the problem. Fuck! The Guesthouse canceled.
It is probably going to be my next PC.