Look at how many calories you can lose:

* TAKING CLOTHES OUT With her agreement 12 cal Without her agreement 187 cal

* TAKING THE BRA OFF With both hands 8 cal With one hand 12 cal With one hand being slapped 37 cal With the mouth 85 cal

* PUTTING THE CONDOM With erection 6 cal Without erection 315 cal

* PRELIMINARIES Trying to find the clitoris 8 cal Trying to find G spot 92 cal Without caring at all 0 cal

* WHEN DOING IT Holding her up 12 cal Just on the floor 8 cal

* POSITIONS daddy-mummy 12 cal 69 lying down 8 cal (she gets some calories, depending on how much she swallows) 69 standing up 112 cal Trolley 216 cal Italian chandelier 912 cal

* HAVING AN ORGASM Real 112 cal False 315 cal

* POST ORGASM Staying in bed 18 cal Jump off the bed 36 cal Explain why she jumped off 816 cal

* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION Between 16 and 19 years old 12 cal from 20 to 29 36 cal from 30 to 39 108 cal from 40 to 49 324 cal from 50 to 59 972 cal more than 60 2916 cal

* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES Quietly 32 cal Being in a hurry 98 cal With her husband at door 1218 cal